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Rep. Michael Burgess (R-TX): Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner   Congratulations to….
Rep. Michael Burgess (R-TX)
Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner
In January 2002, Mike succeeded in duping the voters in the Denton County, Texas area into electing him to the U.S. House of Representatives.
In addition to being a Certified Lunatics, Mike is a practicing obstetrician and gynecologist. Mike is also adamantly opposed to abortion under any circumstances.
In an effort to prove his bona fides to his felon Lunatics in the House of Representatives like, Michelle Bachman and Louis Gohmert, Mike claimed during a hearing of the House Rules Committee on a GOP abortion bill that, he had witnessed male fetuses masturbating in the womb.
Mike the Loon then said at the hearing,
Only a certified jack-ff would claim that a 15-week-old male fetus was masturbating in his mother’s womb.
It may well be that Mike’s real experience with masturbation is personal. Put simply, from outward appearances, Mike seems to be a self-made man.
And lastly, according to his bio, Mike doesn’t have any children. Therefore, as my now deceased father commented on the subject, “If I didn’t impregnate the women, then it ain’t my damn business.”
Congrats Mike; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Most Underappreciated “Lunatics”; you are far too humble.
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