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State Sen. Robert Nichols (R-TX): Today’s “Moron” Award Winner   Congratulations to….
State Sen. Robert Nichols (R-TX)
Today’s “Moron”Award Winner
Sen. Robert Nichols is the moron operating in the Texas Senate who sponsored the “Merry Christmas Bill” in an effort to fight the non-existent “War on Christmas.”
The legislation allows public school teachers to say “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Hanukkah” and display Christmas trees, nativity scenes or menorahs.
In justifying this idiotic legislation, Bobby the Moron said he feared it was “becoming less culturally acceptable to openly celebrate these holidays in the ways past generations have.”
Bobby’s statement in and of itself is proof positive that he is total Moron in addition to being an Aspiring Standup Comedian.
For Bobby’s sake and those of his fellow Loons and Morons, I certainly hope the Texas Legislature doesn’t outlaw the annual celebration of “Morons Day.”
Congrats Robert; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Premier “Morons”; you are far too humble.
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