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Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC): Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner   Congratulations to….
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC)
Today’s “Bullshit”Award Winner
Sen. Graham has dedicated his political career (ca. 1993-2013) to proving that he is one of America’s Premier Bullshitters, Aspiring Standup Comedians and Certified Screwball.
Lindsey the Bullshitter became yet another in a series of Republicans to endorse former South Carolina Gov. Mark Stanford’s congressional bid on May 8, 2013,
Of course everyone recalls Stanford’s lie about hiking on the Appalachian Trail when in fact he was poking a hot tamale on the Andes Mountain Trail.
In supporting Stanford, Lindsey spewed for the following Bullshit:
“In congress, Mark Sanford will vote to cut wasteful spending, eliminate debt and make government work for the taxpayers. We need him in Washington.”
Of course Sanford found it acceptable to use taxpayer funds in South Carolina to pay for his repeated trips to hunker down with his paramour in Argentina. Of course the government did work for Sanford to the detriment of South Carolinians.
Lindsey’s endorsement follows that of fellow Bullshitter and Screwball, Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY).
It is obvious that Lindsey will support anyone for Congress or the Senate as long as they claim to be a Republican even if that person is a certified liar and cheat.
Congrats Lindsey; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Premier “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.
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