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Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC)
Today’s “Moron”Award Winner
The state of South Carolina presented Lindsey O. Graham with a law license in 1981 after he graduated from the University of South Carolina Law School.
Since receiving his law license in 1981, Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for 28 out of 32 years.
In addition to being a Certified Moron, Lindsey is also a well respected Lunatic, Screwball and Aspiring Standup Comedian.
After the second suspect in the Boston Marathon bombing was arrested, Lindsey had the audacity to demand that he be named as an “enemy combatant,” despite the fact that he’s a U.S. citizen. During a rant on the Senate floor, the Moron went on to say in part:
“Here’s what were suggesting, that the surviving suspect – due to the ties that these two have to radical Islamic thought…that this man should be treated as an enemy combatant.”
So now we have a so-called attorney arguing that someone should be declared an enemy combatant for allegedly having “Islamic thoughts.” Put simply, the Moron is arguing that the federal government should have the authority to act as the “thought police.”
Maybe the government should imprison buffoons like Lindsey and his fellow Morons for having such asinine thoughts!
Congrats Lindsey; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Premier “Morons”; you are far too humble.
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