► Pat Boone: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner |
Pat Boone: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner
One of Screwy Pat’s favorite pastimes is to go after President Obama. During a recent appearance on the Fox Business News Comedy Hour, Screwy Pat asserted that Obama is a “marxist” and a “socialist.”
Patty the Loon went on to say that Obama wants create a “virtually socialist nation in which nobody gets rich, and the government is in charge of everything.” Patty then said,
“He [Obama] is following his playbook, which is Saul Alinksy’s Rules for Radicals.”
“This is the guy who trained him to be a community organizer, a Marxist, a socialist, a progressive, who wrote the rules for doing what Mr. Obama is doing.”
It seems as though the lyrics of Patty Boys past hit song titled “At my front door” is even more apropos today. It goes like this:
Crazy little mama come knocking
Knocking at my front door, door, door Crazy little mama come knocking Knocking at my front door Crazy little mama come knock, knock, knocking Just like she did it before
I woke up this morning with a feeling of despair
I telephoned my baby but she wasn't there Heard someone knocking and much to my surprise There stood my baby looking in my eyes Crazy little mama come knock, knock, knocking Just like she did it before
At age 78, it seems as though Patty forgot to take his meds before appearing as an aspiring standup comedian on the Fox Comedy Hour.
Congrats Pat; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s least appreciated Screwballs; you are far too humble.
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