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Gov. Bob McDonnell (R-VA): Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner  Congratulations to….
Gov. Bob McDonnell (R-VA)
Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner
Bob has dedicated the vast majority of his adult life porking out at the public trough. In 1989 the state of Virginia presented Bobby with a law degree after he graduated from Regent University Law School, a 3rd tier school dedicated to accepting losers that couldn’t gain acceptance to mainline Law Schools such as the University of Virginia, Georgetown or the University of Maryland.
Bob “Transvaginal Ultrasound” McDonnell is another Moronic Lunatic that actually believes he has the authority to tell women that he didn’t personally impregnate that they cannot choose to have an abortion. It’s too bad that Bobby’s mother Emma didn’t choose to have an abortion in 1953.
Recently Bob decided to come to the aid of I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, former adviser to Vice-President Dick “Big Dick” Cheney. Scooter was convicted of a felony for outing a CIA operative as payback on behalf of Cheney. Towards that end, Transvaginal Bobby restored Scooter the Felon’s right to vote in Virginia.
How comforting to know that Scooter the Felon and Congenital Liar is now free to vote in Virgina. Isn’t Virginia a great country?
Congrats Bobby; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Premier Screwballs; you are far too humble.
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