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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX): Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner  Congratulations to….
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)
Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner
Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz duped the voters in Texas to elect him to the U.S. Senate in November 2012.
As is the case with many of his fellow Bullshitters in Congress, Teddy is an attorney. The state of Texas presented Ted with a law license in 1977 after he graduated magna scum laude from Harvard University Law School.
Teddy is referred to as a so-called “Tea Party” favorite. He is even mentioned as a potential Republican presidential candidate by the lunatic fringe.
As a lawyer and Certified Bullshitter, Teddy recently decided to emulate the conduct of one of his all-time favorite slanderers and Bullshitters, Sen. Joe McCarthy of Wisconsin.
As a Certified Chicken Hawk who never served his country despite being age eligible to serve in the Iraq and/or Afghanistan wars, Teddy decided to it was time to slander Sen. Chuck Hagel in regards to his nomination to be the next Secretary of Defense.
The Chicken Hawk Slanderer recently spewed forth the following BS at Sen. Hagel’s confirmation hearing:
Of course Teddy the Bullshitter had absolutely no evidence to support his slanderous comments that were aimed at a decorated Vietnam War veteran.
Maybe if we’re lucky, (residents of Blue states like California/New York) Gov. Rick Perry’s comments that Texas should secede from the U. S. of A. and become its own country will come to pass. If it does, then Teddy could run to be the first President of the Un-united State of Texas (UST). Better Texas than the rest of us, if y’all know what I’m saying!
Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s least appreciated Bullshitters; you are far too humble. |
