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Mike Huckabee: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner   Congratulations to….
Rush Limbaugh
Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner
As most everyone knows, Mike gets paid to run his ignorant mouth on a comedy show that airs on the Fox Comedy Network on the weekends.
Mike likes to pontificate about his so-called status as an ordained Southern Baptist Minister. However, Mike’s greatest talent is doing whatever is necessary to enrich himself via self-promotion.
Rev. Mike decided that the tragic killing of 20 children at a grade school in Connecticut offered him another opportunity to prove his bona fides as one of America’s Premier Lunatics. Towards that end, Mike made the following hyperbolic (BS) statements:
“We ask why there is violence in our schools, but we have systematically removed God from our schools. Should we be surprised that schools would become a place of carnage?” I see, so it’s the fault of the anti-God movement!
Where would we be if this buffoon had defeated McCain and then Obama in 2008? As President, Mike likely would have signed an executive order mandating that all auto manufacturers place a bible in the glove compartment of every new vehicle. Mike’s reasoning for such a bible mandate would be that it would likely eliminate future highways deaths related to alcohol use. Put simply, it would put God back in our cars!
Congrats Mike; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Premier Lunatics; you are far too humble.
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