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Mitt Romney: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner 
Congratulations to….
Mitt Romney
Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner
Mitt just can’t get over the fact that he was on the receiving end of a good old fashioned ass-whooping from Obama. So, Mitt the Loser decided it was time to blame someone other than himself or the Republican Party for his loss to Obama.
While speaking before a group of top donors (millionaires and billionaires) and playing the “blame game,” Mitt said Obama focused on targeted groups by offering them gifts.
It is obvious that Mitt stole this gift line from the leader of the Republican Party, Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh, who made the following statement on his comedy show the morning after the election.
“Small things beat big things yesterday. Conservatism did not lose last night. It is practically impossible to beat Santa Claus. People are not going to vote against Santa Claus, especially if the alternative is being your own Santa Claus.”
Some of the “gifts” Mitt cited were free health care for life, which he claimed was highly motivational to black and Hispanic voters. Mitt also said the DREAM Act motivated Hispanics to vote for Obama.
Apparently, under Obamacare, Caucasians and other assorted white folks are prohibited under the law from receiving a “gift” of free health care for life. It would also appear that the “gift” of the DREAM Act excludes illegal immigrant children from Ireland, England, Russia, Italy and/or Germany.
I guess Mitt was right while speaking to rich donors in Boca Raton; it would be a lot easier to get these Obama gifts if you were born in Mexico.
According to Mitt, Obama will go down in history as the 1st Black Santa Claus to be elected President who wasn’t actually born in the North Pole.
And lastly, why doesn’t Mitt have the courage to admit that he lost because he couldn’t fool enough voters into buying his flip-flopping snake oil.
Congrats Mitt; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most unaccomplished Bullshitters; you are far too humble.
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