Attorney Philip Seplow of Phoenix; ethical leprechaun

1. Failed to provide competent representation (moron)
2. Failed consult with client so client can make informed decision about representation
3. Failed to act with due diligence (slacker)
4. Failed to adequately communicate with clients
5. Failed to safeguard client property
6. Failed to expedite litigation on client’s behalf
7. Made a false statement of fact to a tribunal
8. Failed to properly supervise non-attorney staff
9. Knowingly violated disciplinary rules and/or induced another to do so
10. Engaged in conduct prejudicial to the administration of justice
11. Knowingly disobeyed an obligation of the rules of a tribunal
12. Implied that he was able to improperly influence official to obtain results in violation of Disciplinary Rules
13. Engaged in a pattern of misconduct
14. Misconduct involved multiple offenses
15. Obstructed the disciplinary investigation (Up Yours, said Philip!)