► Ex. Gov. John Sununu: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner |
Ex. Gov. John Sununu: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner Congratulations to….
Ex. Gov. John Sununu
Today’s “Bullshit”Award Winner
John Sununu previously served as Chief of Staff for President George H.W. Bush for two years. During that time, Johnny thought it was cute to bilk the taxpayers by billing for personal expenses like skiing. In fact one of Johnny’s skip trips to Vail cost the taxpayers $86,330.
Because of his outstanding past record of achievements as a Moronic Bullshitter, Johnny was employed as a foul-mouthed liar and defamer by the Mitt Romney campaign.
On October 25, 2012, General Colin Powell announced his support for President Obama’s reelection. General Powell went into depth about the flaws he saw in Romney during his announcement.
As Romney’s Chief Pit Dog, Sununu had the chutzpah to state that Powell’s support of Obama was because they were both black. Of course Johnny the Bullshitter knew that his comment was absolutely false.
If Johnny’s BS was true, then one could safely assume that the only reason Johnny supports Mitt and Paul Ryan is because all three of them are white guys (honkies, crackers).
This should make voting really easy for all the white folks as well as those of color. A color based election is exactly what the country needs, right? I guess you’d go to the polls and pull the B lever if your for Obama and the W lever for Mitt.
Congrats Johnny; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Premier Bullshitters; you are far too humble.
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