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Dick “Big Dick” Cheney: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

 
Congratulations to….
 
Dick “Big Dick” Cheney
Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner
 
In a lame effort to cement his status as one of America’s Premier Bullshitters Dick Cheney decided it was time to slam President Obama again after it was reported that the president has attended fewer than half of his daily intelligence briefings. (Kevin Jones, Mother Jones)
 
In an email to The Daily Caller, Dick said, “If President Obama were participating in his intelligence briefings on a regular basis then perhaps he would understand why people are so offended at his efforts to take sole credit for the killing of Osama Bin Laden.”
 
For one thing, Obama has never taken “sole credit” for killing Osama.
 
Apparently the Dick’s memory is failing him! After all, Dick was running the country when daily intelligence briefings warned him and his underling Bush that “Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S.” via the use of airplanes as weapons of mass destruction.
 
It appears as though Big Dick is suffering from a comedic form of dementia. Clearly, the Dick missed his calling as a standup comedian.
 
What’s next for the Dick? Will we hear him demanding credit for the high unemployment rate? Or will he opt to take credit for the sorry state of the economy? Come on Dick, inquiring minds demand to know if you’re going to take the credit you and your compliant subordinate Bush so richly deserve.
 
Congrats Dick; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most respected Potty Mouths; you are far too humble.
 
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