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Ann Romney: Today’s “Tina Fey” Award Winner

 
During a recent (ca. 08/25/12) interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News, Annie was involved in a comedy skit aimed at making us believe she and Mitt are ardent shoppers and fans of Costco just like y’all. Towards that end, Chris asked Annie the following questions:
 
Chris:  I hear from sources that you have an unhealthy attraction to Costco.
Ann:    Oh, we both like Costco.
Chris:  Why?
Ann:    It’s great. Are you kidding?
Mitt:    It’s got great produce.
Ann:    I love Costco.
Mitt:    She also got me one of these three-packs of shirts the other day from Costco.
Ann:    The Kirkland shirts. He’s wearing them all the time now. I got them at Costco.
 
Annie the Comic went on to advise us peons on how to shop at Costco when she said, “You go in the door, you take a sharp right, and you go way down to the back of the store and just shop the outside of the aisles, boom, boom, boom.”
 
As with any aspiring comedian, Annie made up the way one shops at Costco by saying “you take a sharp right” turn. I’ve personally shopped at the Costco stores in Folsom and Glendale, California. If you take a hard right you end up in the Food Court. You have to take a hard left if you’re shopping for Kirkland shirts.
 
Since Ann and Mitt were raised in the Detroit area, I’m sure they’ve spent a lot of time shopping at the upscale Somerset Mall in Troy, which is home to stores such as Armani, Gucci, Nieman Marcus, Nordstrom, Sax 5th Avenue and Tiffany’s. The Somerset Mall directory does not include a Costco or K-Mart store.
 
Annie’s comedic attempt to portray herself and Mitt as members of the Joe Sixpack crowd was truly amusing. It was almost enough to make one rush off to the bathroom to fetch a dry towel. Almost, but not quite!
 
Will Annie's next comedy routine have her telling us that she and Mitt have spent many a night lodging at the Big 6 Motels while traveling throughout the country?
 
Congrats Annie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s up and coming standup comedians; you are far too humble.
 

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