Sen. Ted Cruz: Today’s “Ken Paxton Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifty-seven (57) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) lament. Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

FYI:  Teddy is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from Harvard University School of Law in 1995. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

In an ongoing effort to further cement his status as a Sycophantic Ass-Kisser for Republican Officeholders accused of and/or indicted for engaging in a variety of criminal conduct, Teddy decided to plant his lips on the derriere of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton after Texas legislators voted to impeach him. Towards that end, Teddy spewed forth the following BS in support of Paxton.

• “The impeachment of Ken Paxton is a travesty.”
• “For the last nine years, Ken has been the strongest conservative AG in the country. Bar none.” 
• “No attorney general has battled the abuses of the Biden admin more ferociously—and more effectively—than has Paxton.”

FYI: The egregious misconduct and/or criminal conduct engaged in by Paxton and which Teddy fully supports is as follows.

Caught on courthouse camera of pocketing a $1,000 Montblanc pen from a courthouse security bin when its owner had been in a hurry and only returned it when the rightful owner reviewed security footage

Under investigation by the State Bar of Texas for professional misconduct over his efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election with sham evidence of voter fraud

In 2015, Kenny was charged with felony securities fraud in a case that is still playing out eight years later because of continued procedural delays

Several of Kenny’s top aides accused him of abusing his power and within weeks he fired several of them

After the fired aides sued Kenny, he agreed to a $3.3 million settlement agreement

Hopefully, Kenny and/or one of his aides has taken affirmative steps to reimburse Teddy for the costs he incurred in purchasing a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads.

Top 10 Award Winner = 1

Arrogance Award Winner = 1

Ass-Kisser Awards = 5

Bigot Award Winner = 6

Bullshit Award Winner = 7

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award Winner = 2

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2

Jimmy Swaggart Award = 1

Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3

Liar Award = 5

Lunatic Award Winner = 8

Miscellaneous Award Winner = 1

MoronAward Winner = 4

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 5

Screwball Award Winner = 5

Cleaning up after Ted Cruz’s latest speech: Art. 129 Dawg Laments