Kimberly Guilfoyle of Jupiter, FL: Today’s “Tina Fey Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Kimmy. In the past, she has been the recipient of eleven (11) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

First and foremost, it should be noted that Kimmy is yet another loser lawyer who learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law after she graduated from the University of San Francisco School of Law. This led her to go into the second most honest profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

Unfortunately, the State of New Jersey presented Alina Saad Habba with a law license in 2010 after he graduated from Widener University School of Law which is in Chester, Pennsylvania. Alina was also obtained a license to practice in Connecticut and New York

Since 2018, Kimmy has become the girlfriend of Donald “Trumporleone” Trumps son Donnie Jr. Prior to that she spent a great deal of time as a Trump Sycophantic Ass-Kisser and Serial Liar.

Shortly after the FBI conducted a search of Donnie’s Mar-a-Lago home to retrieve Top Secret documents that he had stolen when he was forced to leave the White House in January 2020, Kimmy spewed forth the following crap.

• "People love President Trump and they want him back in the White House. That's what this is about.”
• “Time and time again President Trump has been exonerated.”
• “They have been pulling this stuff on him for six years, starting with illegally wiretapping him."

We know for a fact that Donnie was never “illegally wiretapped” by anyone, and that he has never, ever been exonerated for the serial crimes has committed since he was a teenager.

Kimmy continued with her lying rant by saying the following.

• "Trump is singly the most persecuted person in American political history.”
• “People who are Democrats, Independents, Libertarians - whatever you want to say - they’re all coming out in droves to say they support the president.” “So, all they have done is just magnify his excellence 10x more, to the point where the American people are begging, literally I see people every day begging him to run again in 2024.”
• “And we would only be so lucky as a country because he's the only thing standing between them and us."

Of course, the only people begging Donnie to run again are the rioters that stormed the Capitol on January, the members of the House and Senate, and various GOP officials in Georgia, Arizona, Michigan, and Wisconsin. There hope is that he wins so that they will obtain the pardons he has already promised to hand out. In fact, Kimmy and her Beau Donnie Jr. may well need a pardon in the future.

As we speak (ca. November 2022), Kimmy now resides with her loony boyfriend Donald Jr. at 494 Mariner Drive in Jupiter, Florida.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1

Bullshit Award Winner = 3

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

Lunatic Award Winner = 1

Moron Award Winner = 3

Screwball Award Winner = 1

Tina Fey Comic Award Winner = 1

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