Attorney Robert Guyton of Myrtle Beach, SC; ethical troll

The State of South Carolina presented Robert S. Guyton with a law license in 2001 after he graduated from Samford University School of Law.

The Office of Disciplinary Counsel of the South Carolina Supreme Court found Bobby guilty of the following misconduct.

• Engaged in conduct involving fraud, deceit, dishonest or misrepresentation
• To maximize financial support to certain favored political candidates running for local and statewide election, and in connection with this effort, Bobby instructed his bookkeeper to order numerous cashier's checks that ostensibly derived from fourteen different limited liability companies (LLCs)
• After the cashier's checks were prepared by the bank, one of Bobby's employees delivered them to the Myrtle Beach Area Chamber of Commerce (MBAC) office
• The checks were then distributed to the candidates by the MBAC chairman
• In total, 148 cashier's checks were issued in amounts totaling $183,000
• Bobby admits he personally funded these political contributions, as most of the LLCs had little or no money of their own
• Bobby further admitted he had previously provided these candidates the maximum political campaign contribution allowed, and as such, the subsequent contributions were excessive as a matter of law

As a direct consequence of his misconduct, the enablers for Judicial Misfits sitting on the South Carolina Supreme Court punished Ralphie by gifting him with a complimentary reprimand and assessed a fine of $5,000.00.

As we speak (ca. November 2022), Bobby practices his so-called brand of law with Robert S. Guyton PC at 4605 Oleander Drive in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.