Attorney Stefanie Lambert of MI; Dimwitted Trump Ass-Kissing Loon

The state of Michigan provided Stefanie Lynn Lambert with a law license in 2007 after she graduated from the University of Detroit Mercy School of Law. Stefanie also received a law license to practice in Massachusetts in 2010.

To endear herself to the Former Great Leader, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and his ongoing lies that the election was stolen, Stefanie joined up with fellow Trump Ass-Kissing Loons Doug Logan and Ben Cotton in an attempt to mimic the lunacy taking place with a recount of Maricopa County Arizona votes being conducted by a variety of Ninja Turtles.

In this instance, Cotton and Logan filed a lawsuit laughingly claiming security problems with voting machines in rural Antrim County, which was shortly tossed out of court by the trial judge.

However, Stefanie decided to latch onto the embarrassing loss suffered by fellow Screwballs Logan and Cotton in arguing for a “forensic audit” of voting machines in Cheboygan County, which is in northern Michigan.

It should be noted that Stefanie proved her legal expertise when her lawsuit challenging The Former Great Leader’s loss in Michigan was tossed by the trial court. She is now wasting the taxpayer money by appealing the loss to the local appellate court, an appeal that she is guaranteed to lose.

Despite being a proven election conspiracy loser and Serial Trump Ass-Kisser, Stefanie had the chutzpah to make the following statement.

“If you don’t have your vote counted as it was intended to

count, we don’t have a free country.”

Yeah Stefanie, the only way we can have a “free country” is if your beau and dyed-in-the-wool autocrat The Former Great Leader is reinstalled as President even though he received a monumental ass-whooping at the poles from Joe Biden.

And finally, in her bio on her self-serving website at www.federalcriminalattorneysofmichigan.com, Stefanie claims as a former prosecutor she handled thousands of felony cases and has extensive experience as the lead trial attorney in cases involving sexual assault, theft, and financial crimes. With this claimed criminal experience it shouldn’t be long before The Former Great Leader hires her to defend him against a multitude of felonies involving money laundering, bank/insurance fraud and tax fraud. However, if he calls you Stefanie, make sure you demand an upfront fee of at least $250,000 because The Former Great Leader has a history of stiffing his attorneys.

As we speak (ca. July 2021), Stefanie practices her so-called brand of law Federal Criminal Attorneys of Michigan at 500 Griswold Street in Detroit, Michigan.