Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Dimwitted Loser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 674 awards, 133 opinion pieces and 111 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

In mid-May 2021, the New York State Attorney General announced that she was widening her investigation of Small Hands Donnie and the Trump Corporation to include a criminal investigation of possible wrongdoing. The official announcement from the attorney general’s office goes like this.

In a lame effort at levity, the Former Great Leader had the chutzpah to spew forth his usual dose of crap when commenting on the ongoing vote recount in Phoenix, Arizona being conducted by the Ninja Turtles, I’m sorry I mean Cyber Ninjas, which is as follows.

• “The entire Database of Maricopa County in Arizona has been DELETED." [total Bullshit]
•  This is illegal and the Arizona State Senate, who is leading the Forensic Audit, is up in arms.”
• “Additionally, seals were broken on the boxes that hold the votes, ballots are missing and worse.” [proven to be a lie]
• “Mark Brnovich, the Attorney General of Arizona, will now be forced to look into this unbelievable Election crime.”
• “Many Radical Left Democrats and weak Republicans are very worried about the fact that this has been exposed.”
• “The DELETION of an entire Database and critical Election files of Maricopa County is unprecedented. Many other States to follow.”

The Former Great Leader continued with his crybaby rant by saying the following.

• “The Mainstream Media and Radical Left Democrats want to stay as far away as possible from the Presidential Election Fraud, which should be one of the biggest stories of our time.
  “Fox News is afraid to cover it – there is rarely a mention.”
• “Likewise, Newsmax has been virtually silent on this subject because they are intimidated by threats of lawsuits.”
• “One America News (OAN), one of the fastest growing networks on television, and the “hottest”, is doing a magnificent job of exposing the massive fraud that took place.”
• “The story is only getting bigger and at some point, it will be impossible for the weak and/or corrupt media not to cover.”
• “Thank you to OAN and other brave American Patriots. It is all happening quickly!”

To further prove that he’s a Monumental Liar, Laughable Buffoon and a Lunatic, The Former Great Leader finished off his screw rant by making the following asinine statement.

“As our Country is being destroyed, both inside and out, the

Presidential Election of 2020 will go down as THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY!”

No Small Hands Donnie, the “crime of the century” is going the untold number of felonies that you will be charged with in the not to distant future. Put simply, Donnie should figure out how he is going to survive while being housed in Cell No. 78 in Leavenworth along with Clarice (real name Clarence) who is recognized as the most friendly guy in the joint.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 117 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 331 thru 346 Dawg Opinions 
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 111
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 25
6. Bullshit Awards = 83
7. Chicken Little Awards = 7
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 164
12. Lunatic Awards = 40
13. Misc. Awards = 136
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. Moron Awards = 65
16. Narcissist Awards = 45
17. Screwball Awards = 14
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 64