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U.S. Rep. Michael Turner: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

Congratulations to….
U.S. Rep. Michael Turner
Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner
Michael received his law license from the state of Ohio in 1985 after he graduated from Case Western University Law School in Cleveland. Prior to being elected to Congress from the greater Dayton area, Mike served two terms as the Mayor of Dayton.
In a lame effort to cement his status as one of America’s most disrespected standup comedians, U.S Rep. Michael Turner decided it was time to perform a comedy skit in support of the Defense Department budget.
Towards that end, Rodney proposed spending untold billions to build a missile defense shield for the East Coast of the United States. Rodney, who is an ardent (screwball) backer of the missile defense, said there is need for the shield to protect against threats from Russia or Iran.
I’m sure that it won’t be long before Iran is nuking Baltimore, Boston, New York and Philadelphia with long range ICBMs. As a conservative Republican, I cannot understand why Mike would care if the Iranians nuked these bastions of liberalism.
 ” around Washington, D.C. to prevent the entry into the Capitol of attorney-screwballs and lunatic comedians like Michael Turner and those of his ilk. FYI Mike, ILK is not defined as a male ELK!
Congrats Mike; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most disrespected Standup Comedians; you are far too humble.
The Dawg~
Folsom, California
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