Attorney Lisa Londer of Oxford, MI; serial felonious thief

The state of Michigan presented Lisa M. Londer with a law license in 2002 after she graduated from the Wayne State University School of Law.

The Tri-County Hearing Panel #68 found Lisa guilty of engaging in the following misconduct.

• Pled no contest (guilty in effect) to first degree retail fraud, a felony punishable by up to five years in prison and up to a $10,000 fine
• Engaged in a pattern of fraudulent transactions at various Kohl’s stores wherein she would remove items from shelves, not pay for the items, but then return them for cash or store credit using receipts from prior identical purchases
• Engaged in a pattern of thefts at various Kohl's stores in the metropolitan Detroit area whereby she stole merchandise from the
• stores and then sold the merchandise on her eBay account under the name "1legaleagle1"
• Used her eBay account to sell Kohl's store credits she obtained through fraudulent means
• Entered the Troy Kohl's store on May 6, removed a Kitchen Aid mixer valued at $399.99, then, without paying for that
• mixer, took it to the customer service line and returned the mixer using a fraudulent receipt from the Auburn Hills Kohl's store receiving $423.99 cash in the transaction
• Went to the Farmington Hills Kohl's store on May 7 (one day after Troy fraud) removed a Kitchen Aid mixer from the store without paying for the mixer, and then placed the mixer in her car trunk, Lisa then reentered the store carrying an empty Kohl's bag, put a floor vacuum inside the bag, and then attempted to leave the store without paying for the vacuum
• Lisa engaged similar fraudulent transactions and thefts of the same nature at the Kohl's stores in Novi, Pontiac, Farmington Hills, Troy, and Auburn Hills
• Lisa took stolen merchandise from her home to a neighbor's shortly after her arrest with the intent of secreting the merchandise in
• case the police searched her home
• Lisa induced the neighbor to store the items in her garage on the pretext that she had an argument with her boyfriend
• Lisa returned to the neighbor's home on May 12 to retrieve the stolen merchandise due to her concern that the police might search the neighbor's home for the stolen property with the intent to remove the items to avoid being charged with a felony if the police found the stolen items
• Engaged in conduct involving fraud, deceit, dishonesty, or misrepresentation
• Engaged in conduct adversely reflecting on fitness to practice

As a direct consequence of her misconduct, the Michigan Supreme Court punished Lisa by issuing a disbarment order in 2002. However, in 2020, the comedians sitting on the Michigan Supreme Court voted to reinstate Lisa the Serial Thief’s law license.

Apparently, the Justices on the Michigan Supreme Court determined that Lisa had a constitutional right under the U.S. and Michigan Constitutions to earn a dishonest living practicing law.

As we speak (ca. September 2021), Lisa practices her so-called brand of law with at 564 Maloney Avenue in Oxford, Michigan.