Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Todays “Demented Screwball” Award

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This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 674 awards, 133 opinion pieces and 111 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

In a recent (ca. April 2021) rant, The Former Great Leader decided to get involved in the sham GOP inspired recount of votes in Maricopa County (Phoenix area) that the Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kissers in the Arizona State Senate have ordered to be performed by the Ninja Turtles, I’m sorry I mean Cyber Ninjas.

In this never-ending episode of the phony “Stop the Steal” scam, Small Hands Donnie made the following hyperbolic (BS) and laughable comments aimed at Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey, all of which were intended to be consumed as additional red meat by his Low I.Q. followers and supporters.

• "The Republican Party is demanding that Governor Ducey of Arizona immediately provide large-scale security for the brave American Patriots doing the Forensic Audit of the 2020 Presidential Election." Trump said in an early Saturday morning statement.
• "Governor Ducey will be fully responsible for the safety of those involved.”
• “State police or National Guard must immediately be sent out for protection."
• “Democrats do not want to have this information revealed, and they will do anything to stop it.”
• “Governor Ducey must finally act!"

Everyone that possesses an I.Q. in the high 90s or triple digits knows for a fact that the 2020 election was fair and that claims of voter fraud are totally false. The only folks that fall for this crap are those who possess an I.Q. just a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone.

And lastly, The Former Great Leader is laughing his substantial ass off with the knowledge that his so-called followers are being duped into providing him with hundreds of millions of dollars under the guise of election integrity when in fact most of this money will end up in his Small Hands.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 117 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 331 thru 346 Dawg Opinions 
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 111
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 25
6. Bullshit Awards = 83
7. Chicken Little Awards = 7
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 164
12. Lunatic Awards = 40
13. Misc. Awards = 136
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. Moron Awards = 65
16. Narcissist Awards = 45
17. Screwball Awards = 14
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 64