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Newt Gingrich: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner   Congratulations to….
Former Speaker Newt Gingrich
Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner
It seems as though Newt never tires of confirming that he’s one of America’s Premier Bullshitters. In addition to being a consistent Bullshitter, he’s also an aspiring standup comedian. Of course most accomplished Bullshitters are also doing well as standup comedians.
During his comedic campaign for the Republican Presidential nomination, Newt put forth numerous attacks against Mitt Romney and his so-called job-creating days at Bain Capital. Here are a few examples of Newt’s attacks against Mitt:
In layman’s terms, Newt was calling Mitt a no-good, low-down money grubbing Swho enriched himself at the expense of the
 working class. Now that Mitt is in and Newt is out, Newt has decided it was time to don a pair of industrial strength knee pads and begin praising Mitt’s job creating accomplishments at Bain Capitol. Towards that end and after polishing off a fresh tube of Chapstick, Newt said, “If you look over time, most of the companies being invested in did well. Most of them paid off the debt.”
Hope all the media types that were listening to this Bullshit were wearing rubber boots.
Congrats Newt; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most respected Bullshitters; you are far too humble.
The Dawg~
Folsom, California
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