Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: “Screwy Liar” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 627 awards, 134 opinion pieces and 103 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Stinky Ass Spray” on his oversized derriere for the ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, The Great Leader made the following false, defamatory and hyperbolic (BS) comments, all of which was meant to be additional red meat to be digested by his low I.Q. followers.

After the onset of an asinine and laughable recount of Maricopa County Arizona votes from the November 2020 election that is being conducted by Sycophantic, Ass-Kissing Trumpsters and assorted Morons, the Former Great Leader decided it was his duty to comment on the ongoing scam.

Towards that end, the Former Great Leader spewed forth the following crap which was aimed (a) at providing further red meat to his low I.Q. followers, and (b) intended to engender additional contributions from the intellectually infirm Trumpsters that are in truth a scam to financially enrich at their expense.

• “Why are the Democrats so desperate to stop this Election Fraud from being revealed? That answer is obvious!”
• “The Governor of Arizona, Doug Ducey, has been shockingly of zero help to the State Senate.”
• “He wants to pretend the election was free and fair.”
• “What are he and the Maricopa County Commissioners trying to hide?”

The Former Great Leader then made the following false and laughable comments.

• “The Republican Party is demanding that Governor Ducey of Arizona immediately provide large-scale security for the brave American Patriots doing the Forensic Audit of the 2020 Presidential Election.”
• “Governor Ducey will be held fully responsible for the safety of those involved.”
• “State police or National Guard must be immediately sent out for protection.”
• “The Democrats do not want to have this information revealed, and they will do anything to stop it.”
• “Governor Ducey must finally act!”

It is obvious that Small Hands Donnie wants his flunkies doing the recount to come up with at least discount 12,458 votes that were counted for Biden and switch them to him. This would provide Small Hands Donnie with a 2,001 margin of victory over Biden.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 117 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 331 thru 346 Dawg Opinions 
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 110
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 22
6. Bullshit Awards = 82
7. Chicken Little Awards = 7
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 160
12. Lunatic Awards = 40
13. Misc. Awards = 134
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. Moron Awards = 62
16. Narcissist Awards = 44
17. Screwball Awards = 13
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 61