Trump Trade Advisor Peter Navarro: Today’s “Dimwit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

In an ongoing effort to further establish himself as a Sycophantic Ass-Kissing Trumpster and Serial Dimwit, Peter Navarro decided to tell a few more lies about the election his newfound Beau lost to Joe Biden.

During a recent (ca. January 2021) episode of the Jeanine Pirro Comedy Show “Injustice with Judge Jeanine”, Peter, in his official capacity as a Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser and Serial Dumbass, decided to claim that Mike Pence had the authority to postpone the inauguration of Joe Biden by calling for a 10-day audit of election returns as demanded by group of Compliant Congressional Trump Ass-Kissers.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Stinky Ass Spray” on his oversized derriere for the ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, Pete made the following false and hyperbolic (BS) comments, all of which was meant to be additional red meat to be digested by his and The Great Leaders low I.Q. followers and insurrectionists.

• “Vice President Pence, he has the authority to give that 10-day window to do what needs to get done.”
• “I cannot imagine when he looks at the facts, he won’t vote the right way on that.”

When Pirro told Pete that the January 20 date of the inauguration could not be changed because it’s in the constitution, Pete gave the following asinine response.

• “It can be changed, actually.”
• “We can go past that date. We can go past that date, if we need to.”
• “And we have got to get this right … We need to take [the election] back for the people.”

Because his salary is paid by the taxpayers, Pete is legally prohibited from acting as an Official Pimp for the reelection of The Great Leader. Of course, it goes without saying that Pete doesn’t much give a damn about any laws prohibiting such conduct since he is only beholding to The Great Leader and not the taxpayers.

Luckily for the taxpayers, Pete is no longer being provided with a taxpayer funded check. It is rumored that Pete has applied for a job as a Greeter at his local Walmart Supercenter Store.