Fox’s Laura Ingraham: Today’s “Puke Bag Bigot” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Laura. In the past, she has been the recipient of twenty-three (25) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article.

FYI: Laura is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after she graduated from the University of Virginia Law School. Therefore, she decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

During a recent (ca. March 2021) episode of The Ingraham Angle Comedy Show, Laura decided to further establish her bona fides as one of America’s Premier Bigots by her phony attack on immigration policies being promoted by congressional Democrats.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” for the ultimate protection of anyone in the immediate area, Laura spewed forth the following fabricated garbage.

• “Democrats need to keep this crisis under wraps for as long as possible, because they know if the real truth gets out about this situation, their amnesty bill is sunk.”
• “What's happening is a purposeful repopulation of America and the exploitation of migrants for cheap labor.”

What Laura the Bigot is telling her low I.Q. followers is that Democrats are trying to repopulate the country with Hispanics in the hopes that they will all register and vote as Democrats and thereby ensure that the GOP will become a marginal minority.

Laura’s statement that Democrats are purposefully repopulating America to exploit cheap labor from migrants is really special given the history of her boyfriend Donald “Trumporleone” Trump’s cheerful exploitation of illegal immigrant labor. Small Hands Donnie’s record of taking advantage of (actually defrauding and/or screwing) illegal immigrants for financial gain is as follows.

• 200 undocumented Polish workers sued Small Hands Donnie for cheating them out of wages and benefits when they were working on Trump Towers in 1980
• Small Hands Donnie voluntarily paid $25 million to settle fraud lawsuit wherein his sham Trump University defrauded thousands of Americans with phony/fabricated promises of becoming wealthy in the real estate business
• Knowingly hired illegal aliens in many of his hotels and clubs
• Stiffed numerous banks to the tune of $3 billion in unpaid loans due to the filing of six (6) bankruptcies
• After putting in long hours for a special event at Trump National Doral, a Miami resort, 48 servers had to sue for unpaid overtime, which resulted in a settlement in their favor
• Refused to pay paint shop owner Juan Carlos Enriquez $32,000 owed for shipments to Trump casinos in Atlantic City, resulting in court order for Trump to pay the $32,000 plus $300,000 in legal fees

I could go on but what’s the point. It is not in dispute that Small Hands Donnie has a long history of screwing his employees and contractors and has in fact laughed about it in the past.

Despite the undisputed facts above, Laura continues to go to bat for her boyfriend Small Hands Donnie. Hopefully, Small Hands Donnie will agree to pay for Laura’s double knee replacement surgery she will surely require due to the amount of time she has spent genuflecting in his honor and/or kissing his substantial derriere.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 7

Bigot Award Winner = 8

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 1

Misc. Award Winner = 1

Moron Award Winner = 5

Screwball Award Winner = 1

Tina Fey Comic Award Winner = 1

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