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Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner is Texas Senate Candidate Craig James  Congratulations to….
Texas Senate Candidate Craig James
Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner
Former New England Patriot football player Craig James is seeking to dupe the voters in Texas into electing him as a U.S. Senator in November.
While speaking at a Grassroots America candidate forum in Tyler, Texas on May 16, Craig decided it was time to establish his bona fides as one of Texas’ Finest Bullshitters. It should also be noted that Craig is also an aspiring standup comedian.
While performing before the assembled crowd Craig decided to treat them to his idea of Comedic Bullshit when he said,” If anybody in this room has not been following this, the United States, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are negotiating with the United Nations about doing a treaty that will ban the use of firearms.”
Craig could be in trouble if voters in Texas mandate that all candidates for the U.S. Senate must possess an I.Q. equal to the legal speed limit for semi-trucks driving on I-35 in Austin.
In the unlikely event that Craig doesn’t prevail in November, he shouldn’t have any trouble earning a living doing weekly gigs at The Cap City Comedy Club in Austin.
Congrats Craig; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most respected Bullshitters; you are far too humble.
The Dawg~
Folsom, California
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