► Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX): Today’s “Half-Wit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX): Today’s “Half-Wit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifty (50) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) lament. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
FYI: Teddy is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from Harvard University School of Law in 1995. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.
To forever cement his status as a Monumental Moron and Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Teddy decided it would not be in his best political interests to comply with the Oath of Office he took as a U.S. Senator and more importantly the Oath he took as an attorney and Officer of the Court in stating that he will object by challenging Joe Biden’s overwhelming electoral win when Electoral College results are tallied in Congress on January 6, 2021.
Therefore, in support of his sham acknowledgement that he will continue to act as one of The Great Leader’s Serial Sycophantic Ass-Kissers, Teddy made the following comment. However, before so acting, he sprayed a thick coat of “Stinky Ass Spray” on his derriere for ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, The Great Leader made the following false and hyperbolic (BS) comments, all of which was meant to be additional red meat to be digested by his low I.Q. followers.
Teddy continued with his asinine rant by saying:
Teddy wouldn’t know the constitution if somebody smacked him across the face with it. He treats his Oath of Office and Oath as an Officer of the Court as farcical wisecracks.
It is indeed unfortunate that when Teddy attended Faith West Academy in Katy, Texas, Second Baptist High School in Houston, Princeton University, and Harvard Law School that none of these institutions offered any classes in civics, ethics, or constitutional principles.
To be fair to Teddy, it cannot be disputed that he likely graduated summa scum laude from Harvard Law in classes dealing with obfuscating the truth, outright lying, and spinning hyperbolic (BS).
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