► Fox’s Chief Epidemiologist Dr. Laura Ingraham: Todays “Dimwit” Award Winner |
Fox’s Chief Epidemiologist Dr. Laura Ingraham: Todays “Dimwit” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Laura. In the past, she has been the recipient of twenty-four (24) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article.
FYI: Laura is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after she graduated from the University of Virginia Law School. Therefore, she decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.
During a recent (ca. October 2020) episode of The Ingraham Comedy Show, Laura decided to further her standing as one of America’s Premier Sham Epidemiologists and Aspiring Standup Comedians by commenting on Joe Biden and COVID-19.
Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” for the ultimate protection of her crew, Laura made the following hyperbolic (BS) statements, all of which were intended to provide additional red meat to be consumed by her intellectually bereft followers.
Goshes and Gollies Dr. Laura! Apparently, when your newfound beau The Great Leader tells suburban women that he has prevented African Americans from moving into their beautiful neighborhoods that he is not engaging in racist fear mongering.
What will Dr. Laura do when her boyfriend The Great Leader is defeated in his attempt at being reelected? Will she be able to obtain employment as a greeter at the local Walmart Supercenter Store? If not, she can always attend Bartender’s School.
Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 7 Bigot Award Winner = 8 Bullshit Award Winner = 1 Liar Award Winner = 1 Misc. Award Winner = 1 Moron Award Winner = 4 Screwball Award Winner = 1 Tina Fey Comic Award Winner = 1 Who will President Romney nominate to the Supreme Court? – Art. 300 Dawg Opinions |