Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 584 awards, 130 opinion pieces and 91 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

During a recent (cal. October 2020) rally in Carson City, Nevada, The Great Leader decided to further his ranking as America’s Leading Liar, Moron and Fabricator of False Facts regarding Joe Biden.

After spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” for everyone else’s protection at the rally, The Great Leader made the following statements to be digested as red meat by his intellectually infirm followers.

• “If you vote for Biden, he will surrender your jobs to China.”
• “He will surrender your future to the virus.”
• “He’s going to lock down, he’s going to want us to lock down.”

The only person who surrendered jobs and futures to the virus was The Great Leader when repeatedly and consistently lied to the American people about its devastating effects beginning in January 2020.

The Great Leader continued to feed his low I.Q. supporters with the following BS.

• “He’ll listen to the scientist.”
• “If I listened totally to the scientists, we would right now have a country that would be in a massive depression, instead of, we’re like a rocket ship.”
• “Take a look at the numbers.”

Why do we need to listen to real scientists like Dr. Fauci when The Great Leader has scientific luminaries like Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, and Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh at his disposal?

If reelected, we will all be in much better shape with COVID-19 once the four luminaries listed above are appointed to the Coronavirus task force by The Great Leader.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 115
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 99
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 81
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 10
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
14. Liar Awards = 152
15. Lunatic Awards = 33
16. Misc. Awards = 120
17. Misogynist Awards = 4
18. Moron Awards = 55
19. Narcissist Awards = 45
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54