Sen. Lindsey Graham: Today’s “Moronic Hypocrite” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty (30) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.

FYI:  Lindsey is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University South Carolina School of Law in 1981. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

 Additionally, the University of South Carolina was ranked as the 155th best law school in the country out of 177 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools in the early 1980s.

In yet another attempt to establish his bona fides as one of America’s Most Disrespected Hypocrites, Lindsey decided to go after his Democratic opponent regarding the release of his income tax returns.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Industrial Strength Booty Fresh” for the protection of anyone in the immediate area, Lindsey made the following laughable statements.

• “It’s been 72 hours since I released 11 years of state and federal tax returns and challenged @HarrisonJaime to do the same.”
• “Crickets. What is he hiding?”

Goshes and Gollies, Lindsey is having a hissy fit because his opponent Jamie Harrison failed to release his tax returns within 72 hours.

The Seminole question here is why hasn’t Lindsey become upset that his beau Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has refused to release any of his tax returns for the past five years? Why hasn’t that fact caused him to say, “What is he hiding?”

Of course, it goes without saying that shortly after The Great Leader ascended to the throne that Lindsey availed himself of a large cup of Cool Aid to make it easier for him to disavow his prior statements that Trump was a con man and unfit for the job to becoming his Primary Senate Lapdog.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 14

Bullshit Award Winner = 5

Chicken Little Award = 1

Dumbo Award Winner = 2

Humanitarian Award = 2

Hypocrite Award Winner = 1

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2