White House’s Stephen Miller: Today’s “Puke Bag Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser” Award 

Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Stevie. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (1) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. September 2020) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Stevie decided to further prove his undying love and respect for Hannity and his position as The Great Leader’s Premier Sycophantic Ass-Kisser.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Industrial Strength Booty Fresh” for the protection of anyone in the immediate area, Stevie spewed forth the following Ass-Kissing rant.

• “A lot of what I believe about the world today I give you credit for helping to shape and inspire.”
• “I’m of the generation where I grew upon on Hannity.”

Claiming to be “shaped and inspired” by someone of Hannity’s ilk (Hey Clyde: ILK isn’t defined as a Male ELK) would be akin to making any of the following comments.

• Hitler’s book “Mein Kampf” inspired me to become a Catholic Priest
• George Wallace inspired me to buy a lifetime membership in the NAACP
• My dietary habits were inspired by Jeffrey “Rump Roast Aficionado” Dahmer

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 2