Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Today’s “Puke Bag Bigot” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Tucker. In the past, he has been the recipient of nineteen (19) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments.  Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article.

To assure he retains his status as one of America’s Premier Bigots, Tucker decided to again go on the attack against President Obama and Black Lives Matter.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Industrial Strength Booty Fresh” for the protection of anyone in the immediate area, Tucker spewed forth the following racist garbage on a recent (ca. September 2020) episode of his daily comedy show.

• “Someday Obama and many leaders like him may flee farther than that. An island off the coast of Massachusetts won't be far enough.”
• “They'll be in Switzerland by then or Austria or New Zealand or somewhere where they won't have to live with the consequences of the society that they created.”
• “But for the rest of us [fellow Bigots and Honkies] who plan to stay, we have no choice, we have to fight.”
• “Anarchism goes by many names, right now it's called "antifa" and "BLM," but the poison is always the same.”
• “And the consequences of imbibing (means swallow Clyde) it never change.”
• “If we're going to survive as a country, we must defeat this.”

Only a dyed-in-the-wool bigot and admirer of former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke would be willing to tell such bigoted and defamatory lies. Apparently, Tucker’s audience is made up of like-minded racists who don’t’ much give a damn about the truth.

And lastly, I wonder what country The Great Leader will flee to after losing the election and knowing that the Manhattan Grand Jury will issue multiple indictments leading to his arrest, prosecution, and imprisonment. I’m thinking he’ll flee to Russia which does not have an extradition agreement with America

1. 2017 Oscar: Best Fake News Performer: Academy Award Winners
2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
3. Bigot Award Winner = 5
4. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
5. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
6. Miscellaneous Award Winner = 3
7. Moron Award Winner = 2
8. Misogynist Award Winner = 2
9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
10. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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