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National Association of Cannibals (NAC) announces distaste for Trumps reelection

 

During a recent (ca. August 2020), Q&A between The Great Leader and a reporter, the following took place.

  • REPORTER:
  • “The crux of the [QAnon] theory is this belief that you are secretly saving the world from this Satanic cult of pedophiles and cannibals.”
  • “Does that sound like something you are behind?”
  • GREAT LEADER:
  • Well I haven’t heard that.”
  • “Is that supposed to be a bad thing or a good thing?”
  • “If I can help save the world from problems, I’m willing to do it.”
  • “I’m willing to put myself out there.”

The following well known, and highly respected cannibals were contacted via séance conducted by Kellyanne Conway and all three of them expressed to her the bad aftertaste they experienced at the thought of The Great Leader’s reelection.

  • Idi (See you at Dinner) Amin: Former Bucher of Uganda
  • Jeffrey “Rump Roast Aficionado” Dahmer
  • Hannibal “The Cannibal” Lecter

When confronted with the comments by Idi Amin and Jeffrey Dahmer by Kellyanne Conway, The Great Leader responded as follows.

 

“Eat me!”

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

 

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 114
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
  9. Bullshit Awards = 77
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 10
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
  14. Liar Awards = 138
  15. Lunatic Awards = 31
  16. Misc. Awards = 104
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 50
  19. Narcissist Awards = 36
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54
 
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