White House’s Mark Meadows: Today’s “Monumental Moron” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Mark. In the past he has been the subject of seven (7) awards. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

White House chief of staff Mark Meadows on Sunday offered a head-scratching response when told there’s no evidence of widespread voter fraud, contrary to President Donald Trump’s repeated suggestions otherwise.

During a recent (ca. August 2020) appearance on CNN’s “State of the Union” hosted by Jake Tapper, Mark was questioned about The Great Leader’s false claims regarding mail-in-voting, with Tapper stating that The Great Leader had requested a mail-in-ballot to vote in Florida.

In response to Tapper’s inquiry, and only after spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh”on and around his derriere for everyone else’s protection, Mark engaged in the following back and forth with Tapper.

JAKE:

“There’s no evidence of widespread voter fraud.”

MARK:

“There’s no evidence that there’s not either.”

“That’s the definition of fraud, Jake.”

Mark’s idiotic response is analogous to the following back and forth between a reporter named Mike and someone that isn’t a total moron like Mark.

MIKE:

“There’s no evidence of widespread truth telling by Trump.”

MARK:

“There’s no evidence that he’s ever told the truth.”

“That’s the definition of truth telling, Mike.”

What’s next for Mark the Moron? Will he try and persuade us that when Granny Smith, and only Granny Smith apples fall from a tree they all go skyward.”

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4

Dumbo Award Winner = 1

IHOP- Flip Flop Award Winner = 1

Moron Award Winner = 1