Donald “Trumporleone” Trump sez don’t buy Goodyear Tires, buy Goya beans

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

Shortly after Goodyear banned the wearing of MAGA hats and other politically-affiliated attire or gear, The Great Leader decided to further establish that he’s willing to harm a company and its workers if that company fails to display gratitude and loyalty to The Great Leader.

In responding to Goodyear’s ban, The Great Leader sent out the following laughable tweet.

• “Don’t buy GOODYEAR TIRES - They announced a BAN ON MAGA HATS.”
• “Get better tires for far less!”
• “This is what the Radical Left Democrats do.”
• “Two can play the same game, and we have to start playing it now!”
• “Send Goodyear a message by telling them that from now on you’re going to buy Goya Beans”

It goes without saying that if Goodyear has banned attire or gear promoting Joe Biden’s candidacy, he would have awarded its CEO Richard J. Cramer with the Presidential Medal of Freedom for exhibit such courage.

And lastly, an unreliable source indicated that in addition to the above comments, that The Great Leader continued on with his rant against Goodyear by saying the following.

“And if you can’t find tires for less at your local

Firestone Tire store, try shopping with my friend The MyPillow Guy.”

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 114
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 77
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 10
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
14. Liar Awards = 138
15. Lunatic Awards = 31
16. Misc. Awards = 104
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 50
19. Narcissist Awards = 36
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54