Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Dumbass” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

In a never-ending attempt to prove beyond all doubt that he’s the Biggest Dumbass to have ever been elected President of the U.S. of A., The Great Leader stupidly made the following claims about COVID-19 during a recent (ca. August 2020) White House press conference.

• “The closest thing is in 1917, they say, the great pandemic.”
• “It certainly was a terrible thing where they lost anywhere from 50 to 100 million people.”
• “Probably ended the Second World War, all the soldiers were sick.”

The Spanish Flu pandemic began in 1918 and World War II began twenty-one (21) years later in 1939. Not being a “Stable Genius” like The Great Leader, I decided to it would be prudent to ask my 5-year old great granddaughter if the year 1939 came before or after 1918. She responded as follows.

• “Come on Grandpa, do you think I’m stupid?”
• “Of course, 1939 came after 1918 by 21 years Grandpa.”

And to be doubly sure 1918 came before 1939, I went into my closet, fetched my reliable abacus, and came up with the same answer as my great granddaughter did.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 114
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 77
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 10
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
14. Liar Awards = 138
15. Lunatic Awards = 31
16. Misc. Awards = 104
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 50
19. Narcissist Awards = 36
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54