Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI): Today’s “Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Ronnie. In the past, he has been the recipient of twelve (12) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Ronnie is a card-carrying member of the Donald Trump Sycophants Ass-Kisser Club. It is painfully clear that it won’t be long before Ronnie is going to require double knee replacement surgery due to the inordinate amount of time he has spent on his knees genuflecting in The Great Leader’s honor and/or kissing his substantial ass.

In this instance, Ronnie decided to comment on the fact that The Great Leader has not taken any action and/or commented in any way on the Russian’s paying bounties of as much as $100,000 to Afghans to kill U.S. soldiers.

Towards that end and only after applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Ronnie made the following asinine and patently false statements about the matter.

• “The main point is the intelligence was not verified.”
• “It wasn’t at the level of actionable intelligence.”

Matty saved his most outrageous lie for last, which is as follows.

“It wasn’t at the level that they notified the president.”

The White House has begrudgingly admitted that the issue of Russian bounties to kill American soldiers was in fact included The Great Leader’s daily intelligence brief, a daily brief that The Great Leader readily admits he never reads. Apparently, Ronnie is afflicted with the same “I didn’t read” excuse as The Great Leader when it comes to White House admissions.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1

Dumbo Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner =1

Screwball Award Winner = 2