► Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL): Today’s “Nauseating Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner Print E-mail
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Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL): Today’s “Nauseating Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Matty. In the past, he has been the recipient of six (6) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

FYI: Matty is yet another loser lawyer who learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from The College of William and Mary School of Law in 2007. This led him to go into the second most honest profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

 

Towards that end and only after applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Matty made the following asinine and patently false statements about Joe Biden.

  • “In Joe Biden’s America your job is illegal, you are locked in your home, borders don’t exist, MS-13 lives next door and the police aren’t coming when the mob arrives.”
  • “This is all of us.”

In the old days in Toledo, Ohio when I was a young feller, we had a special way of dealing with a lying defamer like Matty who found it acceptable to tell falsehoods about one of our Dads. We would take him down to the area of the Ten Mile Creek right behind the old DeVilbiss factory on Manhattan Blvd. And when we got there, we’d treat him to what they now call “waterboarding” by dipping his head into the creek until he apologized and promised to not spew forth any more defamatory lies.

 

Trust me folks, after several dips in the polluted, carp infested waters of the Ten Mile Creek, I can assure you that Matty would never have even thought about defaming anyone in the future.

 

Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Lunatic Award Winner = 1

Moron Award Winner = 1

 

 
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