Donald “Trumporleone” Trump claims Floyd Wright murder staged

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

In order to retain his record as one of America's Premier Liars, Defamers and most importantly Bigots, The Great Leader decied to question the efficacy of the murder of Floyd Wright by a cop in Minneapolis.

In this instance, The Great Leader relied on reports from some of America's most distinguished journalists in opining that the Wright murder was a setup. Those distinguised journalists include Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Rush "The Doper" Limbaugh, and the esteemed Laura Ingraham.

Can anyone blame The Great Leader for believing that the Wright murder was staged to not only make the police look bad but to make him look bad since he claims to be the "Law and Order" President.

As a conspiracy aficionado, especially when it deals with his real and/or perceived enemies, it is rumored that The Great Leader is of the opinion or actually believes that Floyd Wright’s murder was staged by some left-wing Hollywood types to make it appear as though there are racist cops in Minneapolis. 

The rumor being reported by several unreliable and anonymous sources have indicated that The Great Leader’s staged conspiracy theory is based upon the following facts.

• Funding for the staging provided by George Soros
• Free acting classes provided to Floyd Wright lookalike by Robert DeNiro
• Sound effects provided by Wylie Stateman of the “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” movie
• Voiceover where Wright lookalike says “I can’t breathe” performed by actor Will Smith
• The lady filming the murder of the lookalike was provided by Universal Studios

With this kind of overwhelming evidence at The Great Leader’ disposal, it is quite understandable that he believes this whole Floyd Wright murder was a staged setup. 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 72
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 11
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
14. Liar Awards = 132
15. Lunatic Awards = 29
16. Misc. Awards = 95
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 48
19. Narcissist Awards = 37
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 52