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Attorney Roland S. Corning of Columbia, SC; idiotic loser  
The state of South Carolina presented Roland S. Corning with a law license in 1968 after he graduated from the University of Virginia School of Law.
From the late 1980s to the early 1990s, Roland was a state legislator in South Carolina. In 2000, he was hired by the attorney general’s office to work on securities cases.
During a lunch break while employed as an assistant attorney general a police officer found Roland with a stripper and sex toys in his SUV in a secluded downtown cemetery.
Roland and the stripper, an employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman’s Club gave different stores about what they were doing in the cemetery to the police officer. Why in the hell do they call these places “Gentleman’s Clubs?”
Roland told the officer he always kept sex toys with him “just in case.” The officer also found a Viagra pill in Roland’s car. Clearly Roland missed his calling as a standup comedian!
No criminal charges were filed against Roland; however, due to media coverage of the matter, the attorney general’s office fired him. Former Attorney General Henry McMaster said such a trip to the cemetery “would not be appropriate, at any time, for an assistant attorney general.”
I don’t know about you, but I can’t remember the last time I went to the local cemetary on a lunch break.
If you’re looking for some legal assistance from Roland you’d be advised to look for him at one of the places listed below; however, limit your search to the lunchhour.
As we speak (ca. April 2012) Roland continues to practice law in the Columbia, South Carolina area.
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