Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Moronic Crybaby” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

Over the past few weeks (ca. April thru May 2020), The Great Leader has gone on the attack against the Fox News Comedy Network for its abject failure to do whatever is necessary to assure his reelection in November 2020 and that of his GOP comrades in the Senate and House.

In his never-ending attacks on Jeff Sessions after he followed Department of Justice guidelines and recused himself from the investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 election and the Trump campaigns involvement therein, The Great Leader has repeatedly and viciously attacked Sessions. In this instance (ca. late May 2020), The Great Leader tweeted:

• “Jeff, you had your chance & you blew it.”
• “Recused yourself ON DAY ONE (you never told me of a problem) and ran for the hills.”
• “You had no courage, & ruined many lives.”

The truth as to The Great Leader and his nomination of Sessions, etc. is as follows:

• Offered AG job to Sessions on November 18, 2016
• On Jan 3, 2017 Trump tweets about Russian hacking of DNC and ongoing FBI investigation of his campaign
• Sessions sworn in as AG on Feb 9, 2017
• Sessions recuses himself on March 2, 2017 regarding ongoing Russia interference in 2016 election by the FBI

So, The Great Leader’s statement that Sessions recused himself “ON DAY ONE” which would be the day he was sworn in as AG (Feb. 9, 2017) is pure BS since he didn’t recuse himself until March 2, 2017.

The Great Leader continued with his defamatory and whiny tweets about Sessions in his asinine attempt to assure that Trump Sycophant Coach Tommy Tuberville beat Sessions in the upcoming senatorial primary.

• “You should drop out of the race & pray that super liberal @DougJones, a weak & pathetic puppet for Crazy Nancy Pelosi & Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, gets beaten badly.”
• “He voted for impeachment based on “ZERO”. Disgraced Alabama.”
• “Coach @TTuberville will be a GREAT Senator!”
• “3 years ago, after Jeff Sessions recused himself, the Fraudulent Mueller Scam began.”
• “Alabama, do not trust Jeff Sessions. He let our Country down.”
• “That’s why I endorsed Coach Tommy Tuberville (@TTuberville), the true supporter of our #MAGA agenda!”

Sessions should have known given The Great Leader’s record that he would turn on him as soon as he did anything that did not prove his undying loyalty for him.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 72
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 11
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
14. Liar Awards = 132
15. Lunatic Awards = 29
16. Misc. Awards = 95
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 48
19. Narcissist Awards = 37
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 52