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Mike Huckabee: Today’s “Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Mikey. In the past, he has been the recipient of forty-seven (47) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
During a recent (May 2020) on the Fox News Comedy Network, Mikey decided appearance on Fox & Friends Comedy Show, Mikey decided to further prove his undying loyalty for The Great Leader by falsely praising his performance in dealing with the Coronavirus pandemic.
Towards that end, Mikey engaged in the following comedic dialogue with fellow Trump Sycophantic Ass-Kisser and Aspiring Standup Comedian Ainsley Earhardt, but only after he applied a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection.
MIKEY: “I think the president was absolutely right to walk out on these goons.” (That would include CBS reporter Weijia Jiang who was the subject of Trump’s abject bigotry) “They are not interested in getting information so that they can parlay that to the public.” “They are interested in trying to play the gotcha game.”
So, according to Mikey the Moronic Ass-Kisser, asking The Great Leader why he keeps comparing the testing of other nations to ours as being a “gotcha question” only further proves that Mikey is a Monumental Moron.
After lathering up his lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Mikey continued on with his nauseating ass-kissing routine by engaging in the following dialogue with fellow comrade Ainsley Earhardt.
MIKEY: “This is a president who is working around the clock along with his team to try to deal with a just incredible challenge and I think we are all seeing that we have taken these incredible steps to protect people but I don't care what he does.” “It's never going to be enough. Maybe they should every day on television take a swab and jam it up the nostrils of every reporter and make sure that they're tested on live television.” “And I would imagine that the president would enjoy applying that swab up their nostrils if he had half a chance.”
Yeah Mikey, and I bet the reporters would really enjoy applying a large swab up The Great Leader’s oversized derriere to see if he has a fever. In fact, I bet if you performed an auction, the highest bid would likely be well over $100,000.
AINSLEY: “So many gotcha questions yesterday, and the president finally said I'm out. Forget it. This press conference is over.” “What was your reaction to that? MIKEY: “Applause. Cheers. Hallelujahs.” You know, he needs to just not put up with this nonsense anymore.” “If the press want to be respected, then they need to treat the presidency with some level of respect -- which they haven't since President Trump took the oath of office.” “And, you know, I don't think he owes them any sense of time and effort when they are showing such a lack of respect for him, his office, the White House, and even the coronavirus.
Mikey finished his nauseating ass-kissing routine by saying:
“So maybe the president should invite local reporters from around the country to come to the White House for the press briefings, leave these Washington press corps people completely on the sidelines, because they have disgraced themselves and their profession by the way they've behaved.”
I see Mikey Baby! The Country would be better served if The Great Leader limited members of the press to White House briefings to one or more of the following Journalistic Giants, some of whom have received numerous Pulitzer Prizes for journalism excellence.
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