Sen. Mitch McConnell: Today’s “Bigot” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mitch. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-five (25) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

FYI: Mitch is yet another loser lawyer who learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law after graduating from the University of Kentucky School of Law in 1967. This led him to go into the second most honest profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

It should be noted that Mitch had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past fifty (50) years.  Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Louisville area was about to offer Mitch a good paying job.

After applying a heavy dose of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste provided at no cost by David Duke and the Trump Foundation, Mitch decided to attack President Obama because he spoke truthfully about The Great Leader’s lackluster performance in dealing with the Coronavirus pandemic.

Towards that end, Moscow Mitch made the following comments while being interviewed by Lara Trump, The Great Leader’s daughter-in-law, and advisor to his reelection campaign.

• “I think President Obama should’ve kept his mouth shut.”
• “I think it’s a little bit classless, frankly, to critique an administration that comes after you.”
• “You had your shot. You were there for eight years.” 

To accuse Obama of being classless in defense of The Great Leader is beyond the pale. The Great Leader is the one that’s mouthed the following classless falsities about Obama.

• Obama was born in Kenya and is an illegitimate president
• Obama committed the biggest political crime in American history (refuses to name the crime)
• Obama spied on my campaign at my office in the Trump Tower in New York City
• The test Obama left for the Caronavirus pandemic didn’t’ work (how could he develop a test three years before it became a pandemic?)

In defaming Obama as being classless, Moscow Mitch is in effect asserting that The Great Leader is a classy guy. To make this laughable argument would be akin to asserting that Jeffrey Dahmer was more deserving of an award for his Rump Roast recipe than world famous Chef Tom Colicchio was for his Braised Short Ribs recipe.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 6
3. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2
4. Liar Award Winner = 2
5. Misc. Award Winner = 2
6. MoronAward Winner = 1
7. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 6
8. Screwball Award Winner = 2
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