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Trump “Small Hands Donnie” recommends Coffee Enemas as Coronavirus Cure
This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 520 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.
In addition to offering injections of Lysol or some other disinfectant as a cure for the Coronavirus pandemic, The Great Leader is also considering other remedies that have been offered to him by renown physicians like Sean Hannity.
Several unreliable and anonymous sources indicated that The Great Leader is in the process of issuing an executive order to have testing to be done to see how effective Coffee Enemas will have on treating Coronavirus.
Towards that end, these unreliable sources stated that The Great Leader’s order would contain some of the following instructions.
Costs for each Coffee Enema would be $750 with 75% of the costs being provided to the Donald Trump Family Criminal Defense Fund, 15% for the costs of cleanups and the other 10% to cover Starbucks costs.
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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