Rush Limbaugh: Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award

This isn’t the first Award presented to Rush. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-one (31) Awards in various categories and the subject of five (5) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. March 2020) episode of his daily comedy show, Rush decided to once again prove that he is one of The Great Leader’s most reliable and loyal Ass-Kissing Sycophants.

Towards that end and only after applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Rush spewed forth the following slobbering crap about his beau The Great Leader and his so-called handling of the Coronavirus pandemic as additional red meat to be digested by his low I.Q. followers.

• “I've never had any doubt we're going to come out of it stronger, and we're going to come out of it healthy.”
• “And I think it's imperative that we have somebody like Donald Trump, who is outside the establishment, expert class, who has a history of solving problems, to actually lead the country through this.”

Saying The Great Leader has a history of solving problems is laughable at best. This loser was personally responsible for filing at least five (5) bankruptcies due to his inability to “solve problems.” Additionally, saying The Great Leader is someone with “expert class” is akin to arguing that Jeffrey Dahmer exerted “expert class” in his dietary decisions. (hear tell Dahmer’s Rump Roast recipe was out of this world)

Limbaugh continued with his ass-kissing routine by saying:

• “The American people did not elect a bunch of health experts that we don't know. We didn't elect a president to defer to a bunch of health experts that we don't know.”
• “And how do we know they're even health experts? Well, they wear white lab coats, and they've been in the job for a while, and they're at the CDC and they're at the NIH, and they're up, well — yeah, they've been there, and they are there.”
• “But has there been any job assessment for them? They're just assumed to be the best because they're in government.”
• “But these are all kinds of things that I've been questioning.”

So, now we have Dr. Limbaugh questioning the bona fides of Dr. Anthony Fauci director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) since 1984. Apparently, Dr. Limbaugh and Dr. Trump are much more qualified to deal with and eradicating the Coronavirus pandemic.

Dr. Fauci is a graduate of the Columbia Medical School. Dr. Limbaugh dropped out after two semesters in possibly seeking a Bachelor of Science in Nursing (BSN) at Southeast Missouri State University. Dr. Trump apparently enrolled in a First Aid course at Fordham University in New York.

I suppose that Dr. Limbaugh would argue that The Great Leader is also qualified to be employed as a:

• Gynecologist because he’s screwed so many women
• Bankruptcy attorney because he’s personally filed at least five times
• Combat Army General because his favorite movies are “The Sands of Iwo Jima,” “Back to Bataan,” and “The Longest Day,” all of which starred his favorite movie star John Wayne
• Guardian of elderly millionaire’s estate due to his ability to safeguard his client/customers funds

Claiming that The Great Leader’s expertise in dealing with a pandemic is far superior than that of Dr. Fauci doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3
2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 3
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 6
4. Homophobe Award Winner = 1
5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
7. Misogynist Award Winner = 3
8. Moron Award Winner = 3
9. Narcissist Award Winner = 2
10. Pervert Award Winner = 1
11. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 3
12. Screwball Award Winner = 2
13. Rush croons “Mitt the Magic Mormon” – Art. 211 Dawg Opinions
14. Rush Limbaugh blames Robin Williams’ suicide on leftist political views – Art. 212 Dawg Opinions 
15. Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh: American Hero – Art. 213 Dawg Opinions
16. Rush Limbaugh: bigoted buffoon, certified idiot – Art. 214 Dawg Opinions