Fox’s Andy McCarthy: Today’s “Sen. Ron Johnson Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Andy is a proud card-carrying member of the Donald Trump Sycophants Ass-Kisser Club. It is painfully clear that Andy is going to require double knee replacement surgery soon due to the amount of time he has spent on his knees genuflecting in The Great Leader’s honor and/or kissing his substantial ass.

During a recent (ca. March 2020) appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network, Andy decided to exhibit his undying loyalty to fellow Trump Ass-Kissing Sycophant Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) regarding Johnson’s sham investigation of Joe Biden’s son Hunter. Towards that end, Kevin engaged in the following conversation with Fellow Fox Comedian Bill Hemmer.

• BILLY:
• “Yesterday Romney was against this [Hunter Biden investigation]. What helped him cross the line today, Andy?”
• ANDY:
• “I think that Senator Johnson satisfied him that they are not trying to do a political witch-hunt.”
• “They are very sensitive to the idea that they don't want to be seen as an adjunct to the Trump 2020 campaign, that they have a good faith reason for doing this.”
• “And probably most important to the extent any of the information that they are trying to subpoena and otherwise compel production of goes to potential criminal wrongdoing or privacy issues.”
• BILLY:
• “In 10 seconds, it's an election year as well. How is that affecting this?”
• ANDY:
• “It probably wouldn't be happening if it weren't an election year, but that doesn't mean it's an inappropriate inquiry.”

If this was a legitimate investigation, then why didn’t Ronnie and his fellow senate comrades embark on the investigation two or three years ago? To ask the question is to answer it. Ronnie didn’t do it because he absolutely knew there was nothing to investigate.

And lastly, maybe Ronnie and Andy could demand that an investigation begin to determine how old Joe Biden or his son were when they stopped sucking their thumbs because they would clearly be determinative as to whether Joe’s qualified to be president.