Rev. Jerry Falwell Jr. Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jerry. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (3) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. March 2020) appearance on the Fox & Friends Comedy Show, Rev. Jerry decided to further his undying allegiance and loyalty to The Great Leader regarding the origins of the Coronavirus outbreak.

Towards that end and only after applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Rev. Jerry made the following loony conspiratorial statements during a dialogue with another Trump Ass-Kissing Sycophant, Fox’s Steve Doocy.

• “You know, it's just strange to me how so many are overreacting. The H1N1 virus, in 2009, killed 17,000 people. It was the flu, also, I think.”
• “And there was not the same hype. It was — you just didn't see it on the news 24/7. And it makes you wonder if there's a political reason for that.”
• “It's, you know, impeachment didn't work, and the Mueller Report didn't work, and Article 25 didn't work. And so maybe now, this is their next — their next attempt to get Trump.”
• “The owner of a restaurant asked me last night, he said, do you remember the North Korean leader promised a Christmas present for America, back in December?”
• “Could it be they got together with China, and this is that present? I don't know. But it really is something strange going on.”

For one thing, I’m betting that Rev. Jerry is lying his ass off by claiming that a restaurant owner told him on the evening of March 12, 2020 that Kim Jung-un and China conspired to cause the Coronavirus outbreak. I’m sure that no such person exists. This type of lie is exactly what we see from Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh who laughingly claims he’s responding to a caller when he spews forth his usual dose of crap.

1. Liar Award Winner = 1
2. Trump like Jesus Christ & Martin Luther King Jr. sez Moron Jerry Falwell: Art. 104 Moron Awards
3. Big name endorsements for Donald Trump’s presidential run: Art. 271 Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards