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Trump announces celebration for distinguished Pedophiles, Wife-beaters and Sexual Assaulters


To assure that he corners the market on garnering campaign contributions from well-known and highly disrespected pedophiles, rapists, wife-beaters and sexual assaulters, The Great Leader is going to preside over a glamorous fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago in early April 2020.


The list of invited luminaries who have accepted an invitation to attend and have made the minimum campaign contribution of $575,000 per person or $1 million for a couple are as follows:

  • Bill Cosby and his wife Camille
  • Harvey Weinstein
  • Rep. Joe Barton (R-TX) (emailed nude photos of himself)
  • Roman Polanski and current wife Emmanuelle Seigner
  • Paul Reubens (aka, Pee Wee Herman)
  • Woody Allen and wife Soon-Yi Previn (adopted daughter)
  • Roy Moore – former Alabama Chief Justice (sex with 14-year-old girl)
  • Dennis Hastert (Former Speaker of the House) – sexually abused young boys
  • Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY): sent photos of his junk to several women
  • Sen. Larry (Bathroom Larry) Craig (R-ID): charged with playing footsy in bathroom with undercover officer at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport
  • Sen. David Vitter (R-LA): employed call girls from the “D.C. Madam” Deborah Palfrey
  • Rep. Mark Foley (R-FL): sent sexually explicit e-mails to teenage male congressional pages

Room charges for the event at Mar-a-Lago will be $950 per person per night, which will include free access to 24-hour TV coverage of the Fox News Comedy Network.


Revenue from the event will be divided evenly with 50% going to the Donald Trump & Family Criminal Defense Fund and the other 50% going to the new Trump Foundation that was formed to payoff any woman that The Great Leader has sexually assaulted in the past and/or is expected to assault in the future.


It is anticipated that there will be a lot of ass-grabbing, lip locking, reach arounds and assorted touchy feely conduct being engaged in by the good folks listed above.


For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below 

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 73
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 74
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 78
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 62
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 42
  19. Narcissist Awards = 34
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 51
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