Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Today’s “Roger Stone Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Tucker. In the past, he has been the recipient of fourteen (14) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments.  Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. February 2020) episode of the Tucker Carlson Comedy Show, Tucker decided to further prove that he’s one of America’s Leading Roger Stone Ass-Kissers. In this instance, Tucker decided to intentionally defame and spew forth various falsehoods about Judge Amy Berman Jackson who presided over Stone’s criminal trial. Towards that end, Tucker spewed forth the following crap to be digested as additional red meat by his intellectually bereft followers and supporters.

• “Amy Berman Jackson is the federal judge who oversaw the case, she was appointed by Barack Obama.”
• “She is an openly partisan Democrat. She's made no attempt to hide that.”
• “Jackson allowed the foreman of the jury to lie about her political background, which in a normal court of law would have disqualified her immediately, but Jackson let her stay and then defended her.”
• “Then, Jackson herself lied about the case.”
• “She claimed that Stone had been prosecuted because he, quote, ‘covered up for the president,’ when in fact the charges against Roger Stone had nothing to do with that.’”

Tucker continued with his disgusting slander of Judge Jackson by falsely stating:

• “Amy Berman Jackson is a disgrace to the judiciary.”
• “It's frightening that in a country like ours she has power, and she does.”
• “Finally, Jackson called our criticism of her, quote, antithetical to our system of justice, end quote, which proves that not only is Amy Berman Jackson corrupt, dishonest and authoritarian -- and she is definitely all of those things -- she also has no sense of self-awareness whatsoever.”

The only reason that Tucker has decided to defame Judge Jackson is to unjustly enrich himself by garnering more support among the low I.Q. followers of the Fox News Comedy Network.

And lastly, Tucker should be grateful that he lives in a country where you can engage in this kind of outrageous slander against a sitting judge and not be punished for it like you would in Putin’s Russia.

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3. Bigot Award Winner = 3
4. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
5. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
6. Miscellaneous Award Winner = 1
7. Moron Award Winner = 2
8. Misogynist Award Winner = 2
9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
10. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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