Fox’s Laura Ingraham: Today’s “Loony Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Laura. In the past, she has been the recipient of nineteen (19) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article.

FYI: Laura is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after she graduated from the University of Virginia Law School. Therefore, she decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political 

punditry.

During a recent (ca. February 2020) episode of The Ingraham Comedy Show, Laura decided to further cement her status as one of Fox’s most renowned and disrespected Buffoons, Aspiring Standup Comedians, Degenerate Liars and Trump Sycophants.

In this instance, Laura decided to speak about the “Coronavirus” and her sham claims that it was an intentional act by China to hurt The Great Leader’s chances to be reelected. Towards that end, Laura made the following comments to be digested as additional red meat by her low. I.Q. followers.

• “And I think the most important thing is that people keep their eyes wide open about what's going on in China.”
• “I think they want to use this -- I mean, in China, they don't want to deal with Trump anymore.”
• “I think for them, the best thing would be if this hurt Trump in his reelection, correct?”
• “I mean, wouldn't that be good?”
• “That would be a -- it was terrible for China, but at least it hurt Trump, if they can -- if they can pull that off.”

So, according to Laura the Mental Midget and Congenital Liar, China designed and/or formulated the “Coronavirus” for the sole purpose of hurting The Great Leader’s reelection chances.

To believe this crap one would have to buy into Laura the Loon’s claim that China went about creating a virus that is killing thousands of its citizens just to get The Great Leader out of office.

Anyone that believes this crap would also buy into the claim that the Moon is actually made of Cheese and despite naysayers its made up of “American” cheese and not “Muenster” cheese.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 6
2. Bigot Award Winner = 7
3. Moron Award Winner = 3
4. Screwball Award Winner = 1
5. Tina Fey Comic Award Winner = 1
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7. Who will President Romney nominate to the Supreme Court? – Art.  294 Dawg Opinions